July 2010
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous -...
– Rodney Dangerfield
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...
– Jeff Foxworthy
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making...
– A.A. Mines
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In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with...
– Dave Barry
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